Show Me Your Closet

That would be me, what I'm going to be. America's ideal . Tall. ...leggy of course, what else?!   Thin (& blonde) , the ideal body type. Perfectly honed, to live a charmed life.  Beautiful ....oh yes that's me.  The only way to be. The doors will be opened, comped anywhere, any place or time.  Not a worry will cross these brows. I am dreams unfold. The perfect look, perfect me. Suitors in abundance, no matter the creed. But wait, is this for real? Is this what I aspire to be?America's ideal, 1, 2 & 3. Oh no darlings, the April Fools in! GOTCHA!!😀😍   Did you get my sense of fun - see the humor between the lines? If you didn't Whelp on me!lol! But you know what my curvy divas? At least I'm two out of three. Whoohoo, Curvy, Beautiful & Bombshell, that's me! Even better, I do get doors open & sometimes an extra smile too!